Welcome to Day 2,437.

Today is an eventful day for site news, so let's begin.

First up, in news pertaining to the Art Infliction/Spenny product line, the "Quantity Quality T-Shirt, Unisex" has launched via Customized Girl.

In Land Of Infusion news items, the following updates have occurred:

• Lightyear has clinched the 1,645th fully guaranteed Flickuum spot
• Beauty And The Beast '17, Benjamin Troubles and The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus have all moved up from Tier 5 to Tier 4
• A Good Day To Die Hard and The Flying Scissors have both moved from Tier 4 to Tier 6
• In one of two final trades involving the Movie-Ocrity/Dishonorable Mention page, that page has both re-acquired Reservoir Dogs and sent Clockers to Tier 8
• Following its re-assessment, Coach Carter was placed in Tier 7 with a 30F designation

And finally, Broken Arrow has been enshrined in The Flickuum page rankings.

Well, that's all for now.

Thank you and until next time, you have tuned into The Nog.